"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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poo

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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