A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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shut up iggy

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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GONNA

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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you

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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