What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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