How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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