What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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