- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Jimmy Saville

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

why did the man die? he was shot

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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