What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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