- Anti Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Bean.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet