- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Donald Trump.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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