- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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