Your biggest fan.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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