How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

A whale's vagina

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Paper shield.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Womens rights

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

Anti Joke

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