Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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The Game

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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