- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a car about to hit me.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Do you like your life? No. OK.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Whats an Anti Joke

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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