why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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