- Anti Joke

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

josh roberts got the d in geog

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.