What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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one day i went to bed

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Women's rights

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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