A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Gun Control

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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#Hanging Degus

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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