- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

You know what's funny? Clowns.

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