What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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