How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Justin's hair

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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