F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Adele walks into the stables

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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women's rights

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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