what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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