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leon harney ya pikey

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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