- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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