what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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men's rights.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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