- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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