- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Knock Knock Go Away

The Christian Bible.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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