why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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