- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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