Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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