What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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this is not an anti joke

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Grammer is very important

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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