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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Jesus was a good guy

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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