Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Three black men were walking...

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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