what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Justin's humor

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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