- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Basically copying you.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

religion

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why is john so fat years of over eating

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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