why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

whats 69+2? 71

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Im black

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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