What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Wigan.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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kkk

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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soccer

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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