roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Three black men were walking...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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