If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Get on your knees Ho

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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