Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Justin's humor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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