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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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