Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Snooki

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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