- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Butt poop.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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