- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??