- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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