- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

I pooped.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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