Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

A black person walks out of KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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