- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

what is a bracket? a bracket

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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