Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Your grandma's cookies.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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