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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Samraj.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

School

knock knock. come in.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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