- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Dylan is gay

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Woman's rights

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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